25 Things a Blonde Says During Sex Joke 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. But whipped cream makes me break out. 5. (In the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 6. I accept Visa? 7. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 8. And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend! 9. Hope you're as good- looking when I'm sober... 10. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 11. This would be more fun with a few more people. 12. You're almost as good as my ex! 13. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 14. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 15. No, really... I do this part better myself! 16. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 17. I think you have it on backwards. 18. When is this supposed to feel good? 19. You're good enough to do this for a living! 20. Is that blood on the headboard? 21. Did I remember to take my pill? 22. That leak better be from the waterbed! 23. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 24. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 25. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.